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The Morning Announcements: The Ape Saga

When his co-anchor Parker is possessed by the spirit of an evil ape hellbent on opening a portal to The Monkey Realm and taking over the world, high school morning announcements announcer Ian must fight back while also reading the morning announcements.

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0

2021 Comedy 12 min Play

4.7

Woman Wanted

A new woman comes between a widower and his adult son.

R

4.7

1999 Drama 110 min Play

3.8

The Coroner

Emma is just trying to be a good lawyer but she has the distinct feeling she's being watched. Soon after this feeling hits her, someone actually kidnaps her. Stuck in a basement she is tortured but eventually escapes. But her nightmare has only begun because when she leads the police back to the madman's house, they know who it is. It's the local coroner. Now with him getting expert treatment from the cops, she must fight back on her own and hopefully submit him to the same pain he did to ...

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3.8

1999 Horror 74 min Play

3.8

An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn

Filmmaker Alan Smithee finds himself the unwilling puppet of a potentially bad, big budget action film which he proceeds to steal the reels and leave the cast and crew in a frenzy.

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3.8

1998 Comedy 86 min Play

3

Sub Down

When a nuclear attack submarine crashes on the floor of the Artic ocean, it's up to a pair of research scientists to save the entire crew before time and oxygen run out.

PG-13

3

1997 Action 93 min Play

5.4

A River Made to Drown in

Allen, a struggling young artist who once survived by working in the streets, is now involved with Eva, a wealthy Los Angeles gallery owner. Quite by surprise Allen receives a visit from an old john, Thaddeus, who is dying from aids and has come to spend his last days somewhere humble ans spare. Allen reluctantly takes him in, straining his relationship with Eva, who slowly discovers the truth about their past. When Thaddeus implores Allen to find Jamie, a young hustler he had once tried to ...

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5.4

1997 Drama 98 min Play

5.3

Hellraiser: Bloodline

In the 22nd century, a scientist attempts to right the wrong his ancestor created: the puzzle box that opens the gates of Hell and unleashes Pinhead and his Cenobite legions

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5.3

1996 Horror 86 min Play

6.2

The O.J. Simpson Story

Dramatizes some of the more tawdry events in the relationship between O.J. Simpson and his wife, Nicole Brown, up to and including his arrest for Brown's murder.

Raging Angels

Two musicians are unknowingly drawn into a supernatural scheme.

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2

1995 Fantasy 96 min Play

3

The Birds II: Land’s End

Birds go berserk and turn against mankind.

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3

1994 Horror 87 min Play

6.3

Call of the Wild

A young boy heads off to the Yukon after hearing tales about the Gold Rush, and he forms an unwavering friendship with a heroic Alsatian dog called Buck.

NR

6.3

1993 Adventure 97 min Play

2.6

The Nutt House

Two identical twins, separated since infancy, meet after 30 years causing a series of mistaken identity and crisis for all involved.

The Owl

After the violent murder of his family, a man becomes a vigilante dispensing his own kind of justice to people in need. ("The Owl" originally aired on CBS as a 48-minute pilot for a series that was not picked up. It was later expanded to an 84-minute telefilm for international markets by incorporating deleted scenes and lengthy montage sequences. Director Tom Holland had his name removed from the longer version.)

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5

1991 Action 84 min Play

5.8

Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh

Two cops and a detective's daughter go after a chainsaw killer.

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5.8

1991 Comedy 89 min Play

7

Fatal Charm

Valerie's (Amanda Peterson) prosecutor mom is trying to put away Adam (Christopher Atkins), an alleged serial killer on trial for murdering six women. But he's so charming that the teenage Valerie just can't believe he really did it, and soon they begin sending each other letters. Adam is caught up in a jailbreak and ends up on the run.

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7

1990 Crime 90 min Play

4.9

Solar Crisis

A huge solar flare is predicted to fry the Earth. Astronauts aboard the spaceship Helios must go to the Sun to drop a bomb equipped with an Artificial Intelligence (Freddy) and a Japanese pilot (as a back up if the Artificial Intelligence fail) at the right time so the flare will point somewhere else.

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4.9

1990 Science Fiction 112 min Play

6

Shrimp on the Barbie

Carlos has failed in show-biz and currently works as a waiter in a Mexican restaurant. There he meets Alex and dumb footballer Bruce celebrating their engagement with her parents. Alex' father is less than thrilled of her fiancée and says he'd rather accept anybody else. Eventually Alex hires Carlos to present him as her new fiancée.

PG-13

6

1990 Comedy 90 min Play

5.2

Morgan Stewart’s Coming Home

After seven years in boarding school, Morgan Stewart is finally coming home. He discovers it's not the same happy home it used to be....

PG-13

5.2

1987 Comedy 96 min Play

2.4

Ghost Fever

Two policeman are sent on a routine assignment to serve an eviction notice. It becomes anything but run-of-the-mill when they become involved in the ghostly happenings.

PG

2.4

1987 Comedy 86 min Play

5.1

Let’s Get Harry

Harry Burck has been kidnapped by South American terrorists, and when the US Government refuses to intervene, Harry's friends decide to take matters into their own hands!

NR

5.1

1986 Action 102 min Play

6.2

City in Fear

A psycho-on-the-loose story, about a burned-out newspaper columnist and his circulation-hungry publisher who wants him to turn the killer into Page One news.

NR

6.2

1980 Drama 150 min Play

5

Fun and Games

Carol Hefferman is an ambitious factory worker looking for promotion to an office job, but when she turns down her boss's lecherous advances he stands in her way. Could a chance meeting with a company lawyer help her out?

NR

5

1980 Drama 96 min Play

6.3

Death of a Gunfighter

In the turn-of-the century Texas town of Cottownwood Springs, marshal Frank Patch is an old-style lawman in a town determined to become modern. When he kills drunken Luke Mills in self-defense, the town leaders decide it's time for a change. That ask for Patch's resignation, but he refuses on the basis that the town on hiring him had promised him the job for as long as he wanted it. Afraid for the town's future and even more afraid of the fact that Marshal Patch knows all the town's dark ...

PG

6.3

1969 Western 100 min Play